The untold story of Animositas: International super spy and CEO of Lizard Labs
August 13TH, 2024
Part 1:
“Our CEO uncovered an international criminal organization and became an international super spy.”
The untold story of Animositas: International super spy and CEO of the Ethlizards.
Warning: Discretion is advised. The following story is true and may contain descriptions and reenactments that may cause distress to the viewer.
Animositas, or as he is known in the Ethlizards community, Ani, is the CEO of the prestigious organization known as Lizard Labs. A man of humble origins, he quickly rose to fame for his honesty, quick wit, good looks, and bull-riding abilities. But on a fateful summer's day, his life was about to change in one of the most drastic ways imaginable. Animositas was about to uncover a worldwide crime organization and catapult himself into super spy history.
The story begins at Bitcoin Nashville, where Ani was meeting with many cryptocurrency influencers in an effort to raise awareness and grow connections for the organization. During this trip, he was contacted by two individuals posing as investors, claiming they represented a small group of affluent investors in the Middle East and Europe. These investors expressed interest in participating in the KOL round of a current project and in investing a large sum of money—millions of dollars.
This opportunity was too good to pass up. Flashes of green appeared before Ani’s eyes, and so he hopped on a plane to meet with these investors in person.
The destination: Amsterdam. A city of lights and nighttime fun… and where money can be made. Animositas felt confident that this would be an opportunity not previously seen for the Ethlizards, and so he was excited to get the meeting underway. This excitement, however, did not mean that Ani was not prepared as he always was. With quick wit in tow, he prepared and memorized many long words and funny jokes for his meeting. He was also smart in ensuring that he was not able to access any wallets, had regular check-ins with the team, and had other stringent security protocols in place to ensure a safe meeting. These precautions became key in Ani not just protecting himself but also the Vice President of Canada (a story that will be covered another time).
After two days of meetings, Ani began to suspect duplicity on behalf of the so-called “investors” and took steps to uncover what would eventually become a crime syndicate involved in rip deal scams, drug and illegal arms trafficking that stretched from Dubai to as far as the jungles of the Amazon Rainforest.
At first, Animositas contacted the local authorities to report these criminals. This was unsuccessful, and with a sad heart, Ani was about to give up, with justice being blown away like leaves in the wind. The local authorities had told him that “due to safety and logistical concerns, we determined it is not appropriate to pursue the individuals.” Looking out the window of his hotel room, he watched the cars go by and the leaves blow past in the wind. Then he saw a lone man blowing leaves off the sidewalk with a handheld leaf blower. Then it hit him! No longer was he going to watch the leaves of evil simply be blown off by the arm of the law—no! He was going to grab the leaf blower, put it in reverse, and suck up the leaves of evil to make sure that they were never free to blow anywhere else!
At once, Animositas phoned the Lizard Labs team and enlisted their help alongside MI7 to apprehend the international criminals. A third meeting was established with the “investors,” and Ani quickly unpacked a kit that he had only ever kept in his travel pack for situations such as these. A bulletproof suit, a sleek black M&P9 with silver accents, video recording glasses with built-in heat sensor view, and a Montblanc Meisterstück with gold trimming and a built-in laser cutter were just a few of the pieces in the kit. Things were about to get real, and Ani knew this. He let out a long sigh, contemplating the risk and remembering his family back home. He was going to do this for them and families everywhere. He began preparing and suiting up. Once he finished, Ani let out a small grin and looked in the mirror. He saw himself, and a surge of confidence rushed through his body. Ani then let out a haughty shout, “Time for the leaves of evil to get sucked!”
To be continued in Part 2…
